http://www.phonesexrats.com/ Phonesex Rats en-us Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:55:20 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Phonesex Rats News http://backend.userland.com/rss http://www.phonesexrats.com/images//logo.jpg http://www.phonesexrats.com/ http://www.phonesexrats.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=11 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp At first glance of this site I had to giggle. Being the slutty little rat I am I know that I personally appreciate a nice big cock and frown upon and quickly dismiss little rat boys that don’t have what it will take to tickle my sweet spot. I have this theory that the boys with small cocks where so fascinated and in such a hurry to play with it as soon as they got it that they didn’t hang around long enough when they were being blessed with it to make sure it was going to handle the job later in life. But enough about what this little corseted rat thinks about guys with less than average cheese sticks, after all this review isn’t about me. Nope nope, though I am a vain little rat and would love to talk about myself, instead I’m gonna tell you about a girl named Joanna. My little rat tale begins on Joanna’s NiteFlirt Listing. Yes boys, Joanna is a NiteFlirt girl, so if you want to talk to her, your billing method selections are going to consist of what Niteflirt offers, but don’t let this detract you because Niteflirt, in this rodent’s opinion is the mongo all you can eat cheese buffet of Phonesex and well it’s a good place to be if your looking for Adult Phone Entertainment. Joanna’s Niteflirt listing is easy on the eyes, and her graphics include some well designed photo editing and text effects that brings your attention to what is most important right away, the fact that she is a beautiful, gorgeous woman who is less than satisfied with the size of her husbands cock and believes that she deserves the best, finest and biggest cock around. Her listings cater to whose cocks could most adequately be compared to about half of a cheese string stick and the fact that they should be humiliated by it. If you’re one of these boys (and you know you are if you’ve read this far) then well you should be, who on earth offers a girl a half of a cheese string stick? But hold on to your little knobs boys because Joanna offers you a chance for redemption. She offers you a chance to as she puts it “Be useful to a woman for once in your life.� That’s right, if you’re not packing it in your trousers but have a fat roll in your wallet there is still a chance for in this woman’s world. With spoil me buttons ranging anywhere from $25.00 to $900.00 dollars it would be very easy for any guy to take the humiliating number the ruler shows when measuring his little wedge of cheese and turn it into a meaningful donation that gives worth to his life. For any boy into cuckolding, small cock humiliation, or financial domination this is definitely a woman to check out on Niteflirt. In case you’re already jerking your little cheese bit and can’t wait any longer you can find her listing by clicking the graphic below. However if you can manage to keep your hands on your knees I’ve got more to tell you about. For those that want to get to know Joanna a little bit better or would like to read about her real time experiences cuckolding her husband she has a personal website as well. While her website doesn’t offer much more content than her Niteflirt listing does, I think it’s important to realize that it shouldn’t. Joanna is not there for your personal gratification she is there to exploit, tease, humiliate and make you aware of the lack of gratification you can provide women and the fact that the cheese wedge in your pants is less than an adequate serving size. Her site is easy to navigate, clean designed and feminine. It is obvious from looking at her site that it is pretty new, however I tend to think we will see some more from this woman over time. Her website, which is really a personal diary done in a word press blog that tells stories about the big cocks she’s fucking and the used condoms full of cum that she brings home to her cuckold husband, is updated when she feels like giving worthless little peckers boys something to shoot nacho sauce over. If it’s updated you should be grateful, if its not, well then you should call her and find out if she has a good story she is willing to share with you. Having heard Joanna’s voice myself I can tell you that its sexy and seductive enough to microwave the cheese sauce piling up in your sack at the sound of “Hello.� Having spent years in this industry and being a Phone Sex Operator myself I’m going to tell you bluntly that this site is for those boys that are not worthy of most women’s attention. However if you’ve got a sizable tool, do necessarily get off on the idea of watching some woman get it from a guy with a cock much bigger than yours or are looking for lots of pictures and content to spank your cheese to then this isn’t the website or the girl for you. But if you’re a cum guzzling rodent like me, have fantasies about eating a real man’s cream cheese out of a beautiful woman, and realize that women owe you nothing but the opportunity to make up for your cracker sick cock then you should be at Joanna’s site and calling her already. Visit Joanna Cuckold Queen Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:55:20 GMT http://www.phonesexrats.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=9 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp You’ve gotta wonder what it takes to proclaim oneself the Dirtiest Girl in the World. If it’s not hubris and actual fact, then where does that line start? Where do I sign up? Of course, the first impression is not one of some grandmotherly gal in a shawl and bifocals, but of some hot slut begging for my naughty bits. Guess I’m not as open-minded as I thought… These are the thoughts that ran through my head when I received the assignment to review Jasmine at www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com. This girl has a lot to live up to, if she’s calling herself that. The first page of the website shows me that I have several choices: one if I’m a dominant kind of guy or into kinky and taboo sort of stuff, the other if I’m submissive. From this page I can also select to go explore Jasmine’s “Dirty Girl’s Diary� or visit her toplist. Just Jasmine is the persona who does the submitting, and Princess Jasmine is the one riding in the limo while you suck between her toes. For the purposes of this review, I’ll be discussing Just Jasmine. The first thing you should know is that Jasmine does her thing through Keen/Niteflirt, so your payment options are what Keen/Niteflirt accept, and you’re charged at the advertised minutely rate of the operator. Overall, I was very impressed. There’s so much content here to look at, it’s almost overwhelming. This is not some thrown together website by some chick trying to get by. This took time and effort, and an overall personality shines through. This was consistent through everything I saw here. There’s a lot of content here, that’s for sure. The pages are busy but not congested. You’re greeted by a few smallish pictures of a slim, pretty girl, with shoulder length brunette hair and a couple of non-intrusive tattoos, and further into the site you have a chance to see more of this delicious looking morsel. The links on the side are easily minimized to make for easier viewing, and helped serve as a “where have I already been� way of mapping your progress, making sure you checked out everything, and by homing in on these links you can navigate easily through the site. Some of them are sponsored links, but they’re sectioned off and don’t intrude on your experience. There are no pop-ups and you can easily exit the site without nagging when it was all said and done. The graphics are well done, primarily found in the borders and the two Jasmine persona logos. The designs she’s using in the logos of every page could use a little streamlining, as I think the concept and content of the banner message is very cool, but even adjusting my resolution left the top artwork a little crowded. I bet a smaller type size is all it would take. What I was surprised to find is how much text was on the site; by this I mean original text about Jasmine herself. She provides her favorites, turn-offs and turn-ons, a bio and all that you’d expect, but there’s so much of it, you definitely get the impression it wasn’t done as an afterthought. Apparently the Dirty Girl actually wants you to get to know her, and you do as you get deeper and deeper into the site. I wish more web girls, phonesex operators or not, did this, as it’s a great idea. By the time I was done, I got the feeling that I really knew Jasmine, and more importantly, that this isn’t a put-on. I find it hard to believe that someone would go into this much detail about herself and rely on making shit up. This was the first indication to me that Jasmine is the rarest of the rare, what we call The Real Deal. She offers forums, and I saw a few recent posts when I checked it out, with a few regulars engaging in ongoing correspondence with her. You post, and she responds. That’s right folks; you don’t have to wait until you’re on the phone with her spending your cash. If she’s late in responding, then she’s out and about living her life, and her own postings give you a glimpse into that. She even sections off the Dirty Girl Escapades for those times when she’s proving her Dirty Girl status to the world, so you can read and stroke to it here. It looks like Halloween provided a chance for Jasmine to wear a Little Red Ride You Good costume, prompting me to wonder where I put that Big Bad Wolf costume from a few years back. She holds contests (such as a stamina test through one of her recordings--more on that later--a naughty scavenger hunt, or writing her a story that gets her off), the obligatory wishlist, and a blog that is outside of the site and unfortunately cannot be covered by this review. But judging by what I’d seen so far, I made it a point to bookmark it and look at it in my own time….. Continuing on through the Just Jasmine side, I registered for the member’s area, and looked about a little. The free gallery expands and you get access to samples of photosets that you could purchase (without a membership, you could only see the thumbnails, not expandable to full-size; membership brings with it the larger versions of the samples). The photos are well done, well lit in an amateur-girl-gone-semi-pro style. The girl is definitely a hottie, gentlemen… There are plenty to choose from here, giving you a chance to give that slideshow function a workout while she’s giving you one on the phone. Where the membership pays off is in the reduced rate of calling Jasmine and being a regular customer. She drops eighty cents off of her normal minutely rate, which I think is a pretty good deal. She also offers free minutes, personalized recordings and other promotions to her members, and discounts off of photosets. If you’re becoming a regular with her, you’ll probably be saving a lot money by joining. I have to admire this a bit. A girl that isn’t out to just rape a guy’s wallet, but instead will lower her rates for those guys that make it worth her time. When I asked her why she does this Jasmine told me “I like to get off with the guys that call me and I enjoy doing extensive role-plays, so I lower my rate for my regulars so that it’s not so draining on their bank account to really have that sort of fun with me.� This girl is genuine and I love it. It was hard to tell when the site was last updated outside of the blog that she links out to, or in the forums for the most recent public message to her, but it’s clear that the website is primarily to get a bigger glimpse into the mind of the Dirty Girl, and to get the reduced rates if you’re a regular caller. Now we come to the voice. In the time that I talked to Jasmine, I found her to be a hoot. Upbeat and funny, straightforward to the point of being blunt. I could easily hear this voice coming out of the body shown in the photos, which when asked, she said were indeed her. Checking out some of her recordings, I noticed that some of them had age-play scenarios, and she confirmed, adding that if a caller starts talking about real-life kids and situations she’ll just hang up. But, she says, she’ll talk about just about anything else. So you’ve been warned. Fascinated by the idea of the recordings, I asked her to tell me more; she said it was a specialty of hers, and loves doing them. Sort of the gift that keeps on giving. Jasmine’s not available when you need her? Turn on the recording she made for you, and only you, using your name in-between the moans and groans. A good signal with no speakerphone, I could hear her clearly, and she uses the same set up when doing her personal recordings. While our talk wasn’t of a sexual nature, she did do her sexy voice for me, and that sealed the deal, telling me what I thought I’d heard in the conversation prior to that: Jasmine loves her job, and the fact that she rants against 2 minute and under-wonders (you know you’ve been one, admit it) suggests that she enjoys her time with us on the phone as well, and if you’re talented enough to push her buttons and can keep up with her, then you will reap the benefits. She gave me an idea of how long she’s been doing phonesex professionally, and I thought it incredible that she wasn’t some jaded sex-salesperson. You know what I’m talking about, right? The ones who just “phone it in,� pardon the expression? While we talked there was a sincerity that you can’t fake; she likes her job a lot and wasn’t bullshitting me. I asked her if she gets a lot of repeat business, and she said sure, and I can understand why. Funny and intelligent, I could easily see myself having a beer with her, introducing her to my folks, or balls deep inside this girl. I wanted to talk to her more, for sure. Overall, I would give this girl a call. If you like her well-enough that you’re talking to her a lot, join the member’s only website, and enjoy the reduced rate. She was definitely a lot of fun out of the sack; I can only imagine that she’s a tiger in it, as well. As for whether she’s actually the Dirtiest Girl in the World… Well, she certainly made her case, and I’m convinced. So much so that you can have her when I’m done…. Visit The Dirtiest Girl in the World Sun, 13 Nov 2005 21:22:16 GMT http://www.phonesexrats.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp It is a good thing that I am a pixilated gutter rat, because I just fell into some instant hornrat, cheese gurgling lovin’ with the most gorgeous pixel girl I have yet to see on a phonesex operator’s website. My latest review is for a lusty woman called Abby. At first glance of this site I was extremely impressed by how clean lined and color coordinated it was. Then after I took one look at the pinup cartoon like girl on the front page it just made me want to dig deeper into this site and really find out what this girl is about. I must say that I thought it rather original and highly intelligent to not actually put up any of her photos on this site. She challenges you to use your imagination and has this to say to the guys that are upset by this idea. “To them I say, you'll be surprised what a creative girl can make you think, feel, say and do.� Creative? Brilliant is what I say about the idea. So if you are the type of person that really appreciates intelligence in a woman and is looking for someone to take your mind to unknown and erotic places well this girl says she can take you there, and from everything I can see about her I believe she can. Digging further into this site I felt that her site was extremely easy to navigate and also has several interesting features. I thought that the stories she had up for everyone to read were an outstanding idea and really brought around the idea of actually using the biggest sex origin on a man’s body, his brain. Although as a side note that wouldn’t work for me personally because well……….. I am a rat and my cheese is much bigger than that, but that’s another review all together. I also found some of her sideline information to be interesting and well put together. She has a side section of information written by her on cock rings, anal play and how to have fun on the phone. She also provides you with a well updated journal. While reading through her journal I found her honesty and humor to be very refreshing and some things in her journal were down right sexy. Abby takes calls exclusively through Niteflirt from what I could tell and has a range of recordings that you can choose from directly from her website. One of her favorite things to do on the phone is role-play, and her site tells me that she will do anything that my devious little mind can come up with. Next thing I knew I imagined myself in a cheese grinding factory with a mouse trap, a fifty foot long bullwhip, a case of cheese wiz and her, man this little pixel girl has got it goin’ on. That’s what I am talking about. She also tells me on her site that she does not label herself as a Dominatrix but instead a Seductress. So if you’re looking for the woman that will wield that bullwhip and cheese wiz I was just talking about like a Shogun cheese flinging Ratinator then you have the wrong girl. But in all seriousness this site is well worth checking out if you want to get to know Abby better. Her site is very well organized looks great and has a lot of outstanding features that will let you get to know this woman a lot better before you give her a call. Or after you give her a call, but you better hurry or you might have to wait in line. I think her site is just that good. *As a side note at the time of this review Abby was away on vacation and therefore was not able to take my phone call so I could tell you all what she sounded like. When she returns however I will update that information for you, so be sure to check back here soon. Visit Abby Talks Dirty Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:48:40 GMT http://www.phonesexrats.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp I must say that there is nothing like a long haired vixen dressed in leather and wielding a paddle to get my cheese riddled heart pumping. If you are looking for a woman that not only can take control of you from hundreds to thousands of miles away but also give your ratty ass a good one on one thrashing then this is the woman for you. Also if you are the kind of guy that is into accents that demand obedience then Domina Dorthy's sultry New York accent is something that you just will have to experience. Just from the reading of her front page you can see that without a doubt she will take you to places that are deeper than the little backstreet gutter that I live in that's for sure. Domina Dorothy's site at first glance is very clean lined and presents the information that she has to offer in a very simple and easily navigated way. Her mission statement is very straight forward on what she is looking to get out of you buy calling her. Basically she wants to take your cheese and abuse it unmercifully until it is ground – shaved – tossed – flambéed – roasted – beat – spent – used and bankrupt. Which is something that I know many of you really dream about in the dark recesses of that twisted mind of yours –isn’t it come on now you can be honest with the gutter rat you really aren’t fooling me. Personally I wasn’t aware that my cheese could be so many things all at once – but I don’t have any doubts that Domina Dorothy is the real thing and something many of you are really looking for. One of the features that I really liked was her Serve Now section of the site. It was very clean and easy to look over and also pleasing to the eye. This is a section that gives you a virtual deli to look over. There is a list of phone sex operators that you can call and even goes as far as to give you a link to just point and click on that will directly link you to that specific person. This section also includes not just women but also men – giving you a very wide variety- a phone sex smorgasbord – just ripe for the nibbling. But I must say that the best feature of this site is the Pimp Parade section. In this section you will see a list of interviews that she has performed on some very tantalizing phone sex operators. It will give you a sneak peak into each of these young ladies – and I found it to be informative and very good quality idea. Over all I think this site is a good one – and a site that I will certainly bookmark and look back on often. Hopefully she will continue to add content to the site and bring us all some more possibly intoxicating visions – sort of like a fermented whisky cheese – with a bit of cracker on the side – mmm mmm mmm. Visit Dominant Pimps Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:06:51 GMT http://www.phonesexrats.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=6 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Stick some horns on me and put a pitchfork in the most ungodly of places Lady Evil has shown me her intense website. I have been fortunate enough to be able to take an in-depth look into the world of Lady Lavinia. I must say her site melted the cheese in my pants – well if I wore pants that is. This Lady Domme has a very informative site if you are looking at getting into submission – or if you are someone who is already experience in that sort of thing. At first glance of the site I was impressed by the color scheme it made everything very easy to read and fits the personality of a dominant woman really well. The black text for content and the red text for links really made it very easy to navigate around the site effortlessly. The site is well organized and offers everything that you need to know about Lady Lavinia in the main body of the site and also the navigational links to the left. She does have some advertising but it was not done in a way that will not detract from why you are there – to learn about her – but it does offer other avenues to explore. Which if I was looking to do that sort of thing I would certainly go to her site to begin my gutterific travels. Graphically her site is very professional looking and has some really unique and custom graphics which is really nice to see. And it runs consistent throughout the site so you don’t feel like you have stumbled outside of her domain unless of course you really have. She also provides you with some tid bits of imagery on what she looks like and provides an exhilarating taste of feminine body. And yet her site was not bogged down with such graphic intensity that you felt like you were watching your cheese cure. Her site does provide many different things to explore anything from cuckholding – foot fetishes – to money slaves. She has enrollment services – books that she has written for purchase – recordings – links – and a journal just to name a few things. Lady Lavinia is not one to hold back anything about herself. Some things that I really enjoyed about the site were her attention to detail. She took the time to explain to you the services that she provides but also told you the ones that she herself is more into. This gives every man pause – because the reality is that if you get someone who is really into the same things that you are it is guaranteed to be worth it. But I must say that the thing I enjoyed the most about her site was her journal. In it you will see that she keeps on her journal very regularly; every few days you will see something new to read about. And within its pages you will see just some of the true nature of this woman. So if you want to get to know her and be absolutely pleasing to her then her journal is a must read. It is bright – funny – and down right heart pounding so check it out. From listening to her talk I can tell that she is young and educated yet she can have a stern voice if you cross her but not in a yelling sort of tone – my advice is don’t upset her. Lady Evil’s voice without a doubt fits what she looks like to me – and is something that I really find refreshing. Her site and what it provides combined with her voice and personality is simply outstanding. If female domme’s are what you are looking for Lady Evil is at the top of the list for some dirty sinful nibbling. Visit Lady Evil's Dungeon Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:48:27 GMT http://www.phonesexrats.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=5 &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Girl next door – with a kinky domme side. If this is the sort of phone sex operator you are looking for then the Gutter Rat is going to tell you all about her. I spent some time wrapped around Alissandras flowers – well I mean blog – because really a rat like me has no business being anywhere close to her flowers. This website is a word press blog if you do not know much about this sort of format you may find in initially hard to navigate. But with a little slowing down of your clicker and some scrolling you can find some really good information that will shed some light into what Alissandra is about. And also provide you with a lot of fun and useful information. What you will find on her site are a lot of links that lead you off her site to sex humor based sites to other sex phone operators – which I will not cover in this review as it is not a part of her site but they are there for you to go look at it you want. What she does provide for you is a photo gallery of herself a blog [which is an online type diary] that she posts on regularly - a list of fetishes that presumably she is into and links to her phoneline along with a cam too cam link through Niteflirt . This link provides you with information upfront as to whether she is available or not which is always good to see because this is a professional courtesy so we all are not wasting our time. Alissandra's blog is a fun and sexy read – and really gives you an idea of the type of woman that you will be talking to should you chose to do so. I found her comments to be real and honest and not something that you just go and find textbook response to everywhere else. As I said before it might be a little difficult to find this at first – but once you find it the experience is worth it. The overall feel of the site is good – and does load well – the links are easy to read and you can easily tell what is what throughout the site. Under the categories section on the right hand side of her site you will see a list that says Etiquette - About Me - Humor - Influential Icons - Pay Attention! – Submissives & Sissy Journal . All of this are links that are blog entries that have been made by Alissandra – A must read if you are wanting to get to know her on a more personal level. Her cam – quality is average but there is a notable difference between Yahoo and MSN. MSN looks much better and performs better. So my advice is to request a MSN link when viewing everything she has to offer. Her voice however really ads to the feel and total presentation that she is trying to deliver. Her sexy young sweet voice will leave you wanting more – and her giggle will relax you and give you a more enjoyable experience with this woman. All in all Alissandra is a cam/phonesex girl so what you see is what you get here. Which in my opinion is a very good thing – there is no need to wonder if she isn't who she says she is. No need to wonder if she is ironing her laundry or putting out rat traps for unsuspecting gutter rats. Alissandra's site is a fun and enjoyable site to go to – and she is very very good at what she does. Plus you can tell she enjoys doing it – which is absolutely gutterific. Visit Diabolical Desires Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:33:47 GMT